Road rage

I was involved in an incident of road rage this morning.

Near the stop light that lets me on to the freeway there is a road that comes down from a hill. Sometimes people heading south want to cross over the double yellow line and go up the hill. They should not do this because there are double yellow lines there. These people are criminals.

This morning an insane man wanted to do that, go up the hill, and he wanted to do it through my car. There was room behind my car for him to turn, but he wanted me to back up so he could turn where I was. 

He turned his car, crossing the double yellow lines, stopped, nearly hitting my door, and started yelling at me. I signaled for him to roll down his window, which he did.

Me: I am sorry, but do you have an incredibly small penis?

Insane man: What? What the hell! Back up your car!

Me: Sir, you are trying to cross a double yellow line. You learned in Drivers’ Ed that you can’t do that. Were you not paying attention because your penis is so small?

Insane man: What the hell are you talking about?! Move your car!

Me: Sir, there is plenty of room for you to go around, but you would still be crossing double yellow lines, with your tiny penis. I am not going to move my car. Obviously you have mental problems because of your small penis size or you would not be trying to cross a double yellow. You need to roll up your window right now because I am going to throw my venti Starbucks Christmas blend at you. Sorry about your small penis.

Screaming quite rude obscenities, the insane man rolled up his window and I threw my venti Starbucks Christmas blend at his window. The light changed and I drove away.

What an odd way to start my day.






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