Blue thoughts

I am, I'm all alone

There is no one here beside me

And my problems have just begun

What if Romney is to guide me?


Why I, I can’t even consider it!


Sometimes a boy just has to listen to ancient Bette Midler records. Is the day before the presidential election here in the USA. I am disturbed and distracted like the rest of the sane people on this planet. I just read that Republican criminals (sorry, redundant) have installed secret software on the voting machines in Ohio in order to hand the victory to Romney. This while the evil (sorry, redundant) Republican governor in Florida is messing up early voting there.

Here we go again.

I tried to listen to the This American Life episode this weekend where Ira Glass tries to explain how just how bad this blue / red divide in America is. I couldn’t listen. I got so angry and the red state fools coming out of my radio I threw it out the upstairs window.

So now I am sitting here listening to ancient Bette Midler and really wishing there was a way to just split the sheets here. It would be hell of a lot easier if the blue states were connected physically. We could just build a wall. Just think of it: health care for everyone, no Nascar, no Christian television, no pickups taking up two parking spots at the gym. Sounds like…..Norway. I have no problem with that, except for the metric system. And eating reindeer.

Ugh. So stressful.   Well, in about 30 hours we’ll know the fate of the world. Think blue thoughts.



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