Orange Clove Head: Mean girls suck

I was out buying sage for my garden a couple weeks ago. My old sage just died and I asked the woman at the nursery why that might be. In a mean and loudish voice she said, “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA!” Then someone else who worked there asked, “Do you know when Susan will be back from lunch?” Sage woman said, “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA!” As we were leaving I asked Mark why we came to this nursery and he said loudly. “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA!” We laughed.

Asked me what I am going to blog about today. Ask!

I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO IDEA!

I am listening to that Aimee Mann song since it’s the 4th of July.

Doesn't it seem like it's always the 4th of July? The world moves fast when you get old.

I was watching a rerun of 30 Rock last week. Someone was taking too long to explain something and Alec Baldwin said, “Take your time, I am going to live forever.”

Alec Baldwin helps my self esteem.

I was informed this week that Lucinda Williams is a Dark Girl. So true.

Speaking of girls, I had some over for dinner that other night and they turned into haters and got abusive and mean about my fuchsia plant. Why do girls always, always get abusive and mean when they are guests in your house and you are feeding them?

I HAVE ABSOLULY NO IDEA!

I moved the fuchsia out of the sun and onto my back porch and now it has new growth and tiny new green leaves.

Suck it mean girls.

There is one girl I am not annoyed with right now...