Weekend

Alcohol units consumed: 4000

Tobacco units consumed: 0

Dead cow or lamb units consumed: 0

Cheese units consumed: 0

Drunken music purchased off iTunes: $164.34

Kitchen stuff purchased at Bed Bath and Beyond: $2164.34

Drunken viewings of Green Wing: 12

Trips to gym for viable cardio: 1

Chapters read for book report due at 7am tomorrow: 0

Crying over Italian DVD of Sammie and Rosie: 2

Right.

Not my worst.

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