You know those annoying stupid end of year letters that old people and Republicans put in their Christmas cards? The ones that summarize the year and show pictures of the family with their horrible children? Why is it that the authors of these letters always have these tightly wound bad perms.
I don’t do Christmas cards. I blog. So here is my annoying year end wrap up. Photos of the children first:
OK. The bad news in 2010:
• Linda died.
• Cathead died.
• Only one trip this year, to Maui in May. Arizona flying coach does not count.
• Tea bagger fuckwhits were elected.
• House needed $6000 of water damage repairs.
The good news:
• I have a job.
• I have a house. It is free of water damage, with newly painted walls and new carpeting.
• I got a new car.
• I lost 20+ pounds.
• I got to go to Maui.
Here is my wish list for 2011:
• The South succeeds from the Union. The east coast and the west coast become their own countries with a “special relationship”. The Inter-mountain west, Great Plains, and the Mid-West are forced to join the Confederacy. That’s what you get for voting Republican, fuckwhits.
• I get a job with that large international foundation based near the Space Needle and they somehow pay me what I am making now.
• I start losing weight again.
• Trip to Maui in March is already booked, but some how, some way I mange to squeeze in a trip to Europe by the end of the year.
I am aware of just how much my life does not suck. I am also aware I am one mental click away from being a crazy homeless person wandering around the dessert talking to myself.
Ooh! Now that my be a viable career goal:
Ooh! Now that my be a viable career goal:
• Start own religion.
• Get worshipers.
• Turn water to wine.
Will ponder this as the year progresses.
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