Remember a few weeks ago I suggested that the only way for American culture to survive was for the West Coast to break off from the stupid fly over states and the south? I feel even more strongly about this now. What is with all these Tea-Bagger Terrorists who want to let people with bombs on airplanes? This just makes my head explode…kind of like these people want to happen to airliners.
I was on the first flight out of Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris last December 26th after that terrorist tried to blow up his underpants. I got patted down 6 times. You know what? I liked it. Yes, yes, there is a certain thrill in having a man in a uniform lovingly caress your ball sack, but the real reason I love it is I DO NOT WANT MY AIRPLANE TO BLOW UP WITH ME ON IT!
What the fuck is the matter with these people? Rather than shooting your whiney stupid mouth off about your right to bring bombs onto an airplane why don’t you just mail a check to Osama Bin Laden? Fuckwits!
On a side note here I do have to say I support the body scanners also. I am very confident about the size of my penis and I welcome the opportunity for it to get photographed at any time. You have to question what people are trying to hide if they have a problem with the body scanners.
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