8:00 PM:
Fred runs into the room. Screams. Tries to do a tight rope thing on top of HDTV flat screen TV and knocks it over. Screams. Runs away and crashes into lamp on end table. Screams. Runs into the bathroom. Unrolls toilet paper and eats it. Screams. Runs onto freshly steam cleaned stairs and throws up. Screams. Runs back into living room and directly into new Buddha statue I recently brought back from Maui. Knocks Buddha over. Buddha’s head breaks off. Screams. Runs into dining rooms and falls asleep.
8:05 PM:
Quiet. No drama. Nice.
8:13 PM:
Loud crash is heard from laundry room. Screams are coming from inside washing machine. Fred is in washing machine. Pull Fred out. He is uninjured but is thrilled by experience and wants to do it again. Close washing machine lid. Close door to laundry room. Place Fred on floor and tell him to be good.
8:19 PM:
I hear screaming and thunderous stomping from above. As I am walking up the stairs Fred comes zooming downstairs being chased by his sister, Hyka. Fred has done something bad and Hyka is having none of it. I leave Fred to his punishment and investigate what he has done. Toilet paper leads from the master bath into my bedroom and onto my bed where apparently Hyka was sleeping when Fred tried to wrap her in toilet paper.
8:25 PM:
I have cleaned up all toilet paper and cat throw up. I have turned off lights, locked my door, and put in ear plugs. Quiet. No drama. Nice.
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