- Sleep in past 4am
- Take a long bath
- Apply badly needed face mask and scrub
- Go to the gym
- Do not start drinking until after 5pm
These seem like good goals: specific, measurable, attainable, realistic and timely. Oh god, work is creeping back in to my head. Perhaps I need to rethink that 5pm thing.
As it approaches 9am I switch to KCRW. Oh that's right, Evil Ruth is retiring today. Fucking bitch. I love calling Ruth Seymour a Fucking Bitch. I say it because it's descriptive. I think it was 6 years ago she fired Sandra Tsing Loh. I remember always, always.
Grudge? That is my middle name.
You are still my hero and mentor Sandra Tsing Loh.
Just like the Bush Administration, every reign of terror comes to an end eventually. Hopefully Ruth Seymour will not continue to hang around like Dick Cheney.
Time for that bath.....
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One good thing about having a day off is that you are not in a hurry and forced to make that early morning Sophie's Choice of brushing your teeth or masturbating.
OK, that is not really a true statement. No choice is required. I am completely capable of masturbating and brushing my teeth at the same time. This is an important skill to have and it's just good time management.
Sorry. I have been waiting to find a way to work that joke into a blog for 2 months. Now was as good a time as any.
So the gym was fine today. I am listening to the Ting Tings on my headphones and CNN is on the TV. What is with CNN? There has just been a big earthquake in Okinawa and this slime named Rick Sanchez is making jokes. Do these douche bags just gets jobs at CNN just so they can get famous and then move to Fox News? I hate CNN and much as I hate Fox News. I bet Ruth Seymour is going to become a commentator in CNN.
The stupid Olympics are on MSNBC. I have been totally avoiding blogging on this subject because it’s just too easy. You know how much I hate that small fishing village north of Seattle right? What is it called? Snorecouver? Snorecouver has been doing just fine making a complete disaster of the Olympics on its own anyway. I was so happy the other day. I get T-shirts on line from this company called Busted Tees. They sent me an email about their latest shirt:
I just do not see what people like about this place. There are no good restaurants. Well, OK, there is that one Indian place, but that is all. There is no cultural life. No economy. Hundreds of Asian kids standing on a corner talking on their cell phones does not exactly make a place cosmopolitan. Nor does a handful of bars that specialize in ping pong balls popping out of dancers orifices. People need to wise up and get over Vancouver. It sucks. Plus there are sneaky Canadians all over the place there.
What other offensive things can I come up with today? More soon…..
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I just vacuumed the house with Dyson and cleaned the top of my stove. I had been very productive today but as I reread what I have written it is clear that I sure needed a mental health day. Anyway, I made the most amazing discovery. Do you know that product, Tilex®? The napalm based product used for removing bathtub mold and mildew? The napalm in Tilex® works well to remove months of caked on baked on spills. My stove top in now a brilliant shining germ free white!
Off to see what else I can Tilex® and counting down to 5:00PM…….
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Well, I turned on the TV news from Snorecouver at 5:00. Lead story: Curling.
Alcohol opened.
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